So, you’ve been dragged to the Take That Malta concert. You’re not exactly sure how you got roped into this nostalgic pop fever dream, but here you are, preparing for a night of high-pitched screams, power ballads, and dance moves that went out of style two decades ago. Fear not, I’ve got you covered. Here’s your list of essentials.
- A neutral face (to avoid any unwanted sing-along invitations)
Be prepared: the fans around you will be singing their hearts out, hands waving in synchronised choreography. The trick is to keep a neutral face—one that says, “I’m just here for moral support, not an impromptu karaoke session.” A polite nod now and then might get you through Never Forget without someone trying to drag you into their dramatic air-grabbing rendition.
2. Earplugs (because no one told you it would be this loud)
If you thought you could escape without a headache, think again. Between the booming speakers and the enthusiastic (read: overly dedicated) fans screaming like it’s 1993, your eardrums are in for a night. Earplugs might not make you the coolest person there, but hey, it’s a small price to pay for preserving your sanity. Plus, it’ll muffle the sound of everyone around you sobbing during Back for Good.
3. Snacks (to keep your energy up when they bring out the ‘deep cuts’)
Take That concerts are not known for their short setlists. You’ll need some sustenance to make it through the whole ordeal. Smuggle in some snacks like crisps or a granola bar for when they dive into their lesser-known tracks and the crowd gets weirdly emotional. Besides, overpriced concessions are never worth the queue during that epic 10-minute encore.
4. Comfy shoes (you’ll be standing… forever)
Prepare yourself: there’s no sitting at a Take That concert, not when everyone around you is ready to relive the glory days. So, forget those stylish boots and grab the most comfortable shoes you own. Yes, they might ruin your outfit aesthetic, but when you’re five songs in and they’re only halfway through their ballads, your feet will thank you.
